DEALING WITH HEALTH AND NO INSURANCE

I haven't been insured since my mother dropped me from hers when I got married at age 20, that year I had a baby by Cesarean, gall bladder surgery and a massive stroke that left me with brain damage, I was barely employable most of my life and NEWSFLASH!!!!people with minimum wage heavy physical jobs don't get medical insurance as part of their benefit package. Not only are we undervalued, and expected to work-literally-until we drop[ I could tell you stories-being locked in a factory while machinery burns so we won't go home-after being injured on the job not being allowed to file a 'claim', more....], but we are quickly disposed of when times are a little rough.

Even though I began to be suspicious of the pharma-solutions so prevalent in therapies, I still attended on the doctors and took their advice for a long time.
But without any insurance, It became necessary to go to alternative ways of maintaining health. I started buying the Rodale books on healing cures and herbs that weren't terribly costly and readily available. There were many wonderful hints in there on causes and preventions of many conditions.

This really helped me and I was able to stay away from costly medical help. since then I've seen more and more clues, and have cleaned up my diet, but you know all that.

Here's another thing. Did you know that people without insurance are charged extra for medical supplies and medicines? It's true, Insulin for one costs much more to the consumer than to the insurance company. I get mine for free. Lately I'm also getting my test strips for free too, and there are programs for gettuing a better rate for needles, but I will probably not avail myself of that.

Just yesterday in the mail I got 50 test strips and a new meter[accu-check active] by Fedex from Accu-check. We've also ordered another 100 free test strips from Ascensia contour[Bayer].

Here are some phone numbers to get information on getting a new meter and or test strips:
For Roche diagnostics that sells the Accu-check meters and test strips call
877-757-6243 or 800-830-9049 or 800-285-4484 Ask about the Accucheck active.

For the ascencia made by Bayer call 1-800-998-9180 or 800-348-8100 or 800-468-0894 ask them for their free testing supplies for diabetes. I'd ask first if they are still offereing it. These programs can change at any time.

Some programs require that you obtain a prescription from your doctor, I go to a local free clinic.

Here is a wonderful site to find help in buying your prescriptions, I get my INSULIN FOR FREE! It is Lilly drug company.

Those of us who have spent our lives pretty poor have had to develop techniques to live better and longer.

If you have any problems you can write to me webriter@verizon.net.

I get my supplements the cheapest and best from the following companies:
I'm taking CellPower™ yes, you can get this slightly cheaper at your health food store, my local one is 15 miles away and gas is $3.99.9 a gallon here.
FLAX SEED OIL
~Glutathione-the master antioxidant is a great helper to counteract many diabetic complications.
~4 essential minerals for diabetics
I could take the ones from Family Dollar at $1.00 each but they are made in China, and have fillers and yeasts and other stuff, not good in them.
~SELENIUMhelps immune system,fights infection and aids circulation
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing
~CHROMIUMimproves insulin sensitivity, and helps lower blood sugar.
~ZINC especially to help you heal.
~coconut oil for weight loss, EFA balance

Which incidentally is another fungi-cide and energy booster.


IBS, HEMORRHOIDS, CANDIDIASIS-BOWEL TROUBLES.

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-----THE GARDEN GNOME



~~~Jokes and Inspiration~~~
THE HISTORY OF WIRELESS

Recently the New Orleans Times Picayune newspaper reported that a Cajun amateur archaeologist, having dug to a depth of 10 meters, found traces of copper wire dating back 100 years, and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.

Not to be outdone by the Cajuns, in the weeks that followed Texas scientists dug to a depth of 20 meters. Shortly after, headlines in the Dallas Morning News read: "Texas archaeologists have found traces of 200-year old copper wire, and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 100 years earlier than the Cajuns."

One week later, the Daily Oklahoman reported: "After digging as deep as 30 meters in wheat fields near Watonga, Bubba Williams, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Oklahomans were already using wireless."
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All animals are equal but some animals are more
equal than others.
-- George Orwell, "Animal Farm"

I can think of nothing more boring for the
American people than to have to sit in their living
rooms for a whole half hour looking at my face on
their television screens.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower

Historians are like deaf people who go on
answering questions that no one has asked them.
-- Leo Tolstoy

The great tragedy of Science - the slaying of a
beautiful hypothesis by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas H. Huxley
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One reason I don't drink is that I want to know
when I am having a good time.
-- Nancy Astor

Girls are always running through my mind. They
don't dare walk.
-- Andy Gibb

Would those of you in the cheaper seats clap your
hands? And the rest of you, if you'll just
rattle your jewelry.
-- John Lennon

The belief in a supernatural source of evil is
not necessary; men alone are quite capable of every
wickedness.
-- Joseph Conrad,

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The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time and what do you get at the end of it? You die!
I think the life cycle is all backwards.

Instead:
You should die first, get it out of the way.
Then you live in an old age home.
You get kicked out when you're too young.
You get a gold watch when you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement.
You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready for University.
You go to Secondary school, national school.
You become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities.
You become a little baby.
You go back into the womb, you spend your last nine months floating --- and you finish off as…shall we say…a twinkle in someone’s eye!

How's that?!
~~~
The young mother skeptically examined a new educational toy. "Isn't it rather complicated for a small boy?" she asked the salesclerk. "It's designed to teach the child how to live in today's world, madam," the shop clerk replied. "Any way he tries to put it together is wrong."
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GREETINGS AND BEST WISHES FROM A LAW FIRM

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all.

We also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great, not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere, and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishers.

By accepting these greetings you are accepting these terms. This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal. It is freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies no promise by the wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for herself or himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law and is revocable at the sole discretion of the wisher. This wish is warranted to perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period of one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the wisher."
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A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. He can see from her nameplate that her name is Patricia Whack.

"Miss Whack, I'd like to get a $30,000 loan to take a holiday."

Patty looks at the frog in disbelief and asks his name. The frog says his name is Kermit Jagger, his dad is Mick Jagger, and that it's okay, he knows the bank manager.

Patty explains that he will need to secure the loan with some collateral.

The frog says, "Sure, I have this," and produces a tiny porcelain elephant, about an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.

Very confused, Patty explains that she'll have to consult with the bank manager and disappears into a back office.

She finds the manager and says, " There's a frog called Kermit Jagger out there who claims to know you and wants to borrow $30,000, and he wants to use this as collateral."

She holds up the tiny pink elephant. "I mean, what in the world is this?"

The bank manager looks back at her and says ...

"It's a knickknack, Patty Whack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

(You're singing it, aren't you?
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The whole world is in revolt. Soon there will be
only five Kings left--the King of England, the
King of Spades, The King of Clubs, the King of
Hearts, and the King of Diamonds.
-- King Farouk of Egypt, 1948

Correct me if I'm wrong, but hasn't the fine line
between sanity and madness gotten finer?
-- George Price

Coming home from very lonely places, all of us go
a little mad: whether from great personal
success, or just an all-night drive, we are the sole
survivors of a world no one else has ever seen.
-- John le Carre, "The Chancellor Who
Agreed To Play Spy", The New York Times, May 8,
1974

There’s so much comedy on television. Does that
cause comedy in the streets?
-- Dick Cavett

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HAVE A LOVELY, HEALTHY DAY, BE STEEPED IN PEACE, PERCOLATED IN JOY AND MARINATED IN MIRTH.

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Another unusual blog entry

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Support Ron Paul's Health Freedom Protection Act, H.R. 2117
Tell Your Congressmen and Women to Co Sponsor the Health Freedom Protection Act, H.R. 2117.
The FDA is on a rampage against dietary supplements. Preventing reasonable and factual health claims, the FDA is using its immense power to fuel the pharmaceutical profit picture at the expense of the lives and health of hundreds of thousands of Americans each year. The rights of Americans to learn about natural products through truthful, science-based health claims is routinely stifled to the detriment of health and health freedom in the United States.
This bill shifts the burden of proof onto the FDA whenever the agency wants to deny the public the benefit of health claims information about Dietary Supplements.
H. R. 2117 allows reasonable health claims, with proper disclosure language, "unless the Secretary determines that -- `(i) there is no scientific evidence that supports the claim; and `(ii) the claim is inherently misleading and incapable of being rendered non misleading through the addition of a disclaimer." Thus, even "a scintilla" of scientific evidence would allow the making of claims that Dietary Supplements may be of benefit to individuals. The requirements of the bill are consistent with the law that already governs the agency's position, announced in 2004, "FDA intends to apply a standard for substantiating claims for dietary supplements that is consistent with the Federal Trade Commission's (FTC's) standard for dietary supplements and other health related products of 'competent and reliable scientific evidence'."
Current FDA policy, in violation of US Case Law, is to deny truthful claims which do not relate to either structure or function. All other truthful health claims are currently forbidden by the FDA. This bill would greatly enhance public access to truthful and
not misleading health information, in keeping with the US Supreme Court's dictum in Thompson v. Western States Medical Centers and presents a clear opportunity to enhance legal protections for Dietary Supplements and natural remedies.
Urge your Congressmen/women to press for passage of H. R. 2117 and to introduce sister legislation into the Senate. This Health over-regulation of safe food substances to what should properly be considered their main task, protecting people from dangerous drugs and medical devices.
Please use this opportunity to encourage your Representatives to work with other congresspeople to join as cosponsors and your Senators to introduce sister legislation and get behind the Health Freedom Protection Act.
Natural solutions are the natural enemy of Industrialized Illness Care (IIC) - Big Pharma and Big Medica. IIC depends on your being dependent on their ministrations, secret knowledge and nostrums. Natural solutions are ones you can learn about and control by yourself.
Crucial to the success of IIC is the elimination of its major competitor: natural solutions in the form of clean, unadulterated food and high potency nutrients and herbs. And part of killing off the competition (and you, too, if you are unlucky enough to be one of the at least hundred thousand + folks who die each year in hospital from properly used drugs or the much larger number who don't die in a hospital!) is to stifle the flow of information that allows you and your natural health helpers to make informed choices on what you want to do about your health and how you might like to treat an illness you develop.
Yours in health and freedom,
Dr. Rima
Rima E. Laibow, MD

If your health freedom is important to you, get involved.
I'm taking CellPower™ another fungus killer,
And FLAX SEED OIL for my colon, but of course
~Glutathione-the master antioxidant is a great helper to counteract many diabetic complications.
~4 essential minerals for diabetics
~SELENIUMhelps immune system,fights infection and aids circulation
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing
~CHROMIUMimproves insulin sensitivity, and helps lower blood sugar.
~ZINC especially to help you heal.
~coconut oil a great fungus killer too

Which incidentally is another fungi-cide and enrgy booste.


It's very important to keep all yeasts and grains out of the diet while getting rid of the candida imbalance. Candida is a part of our intestinal flora, but the antibiotics/ bad diet etc can cause this normal flora go nuts and try to take over your body, to see the symptoms: IBS, HEMORRHOIDS, CANDIDIASIS-BOWEL TROUBLES.

So, from now on I'll be reporting on the candidiasis symptoms and how my recovery from that is affecting the last of my diabetes. I've already gotten rid of most of my pain. YAY!

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-----THE GARDEN GNOME



~~~Jokes and Inspiration~~~
Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!

2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet?"

3. "Can you hear me NOW?"

4. "Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?"

5. "You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married."

6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?"

7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out..."

8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"

9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!

10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."

11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?"
12. "God, now I know why I am not gay."

And the best one of all..

13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?"
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The worst thing about Europe is that you can't go
out in the middle of the night and get a
Slurpee.
-- Tellis Frank

First there is a time when we believe everything,
then for a little while we believe with
discrimination, then we believe nothing whatever, and
then we believe everything again - and, moreover,
give reasons why we believe.
-- Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

The trouble with being poor is that it takes up
all of your time.
-- Willem de Kooning

First you're an unknown, then you write one book
and you move up to obscurity.
-- Martin Myers

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An atheist is a man who has no invisible means of
support.
-- John Buchan

An honest politician is one who, when he is
bought, will stay bought.
-- Simon Cameron

I've always found paranoia to be a perfectly
defensible position.
-- Pat Conroy

The trouble about trying to make yourself
stupider than you really are is that you very often
succeed.
-- C. S. Lewis

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THE GOOD HUSBAND

Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's Christmas Party. Jack is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all. He didn't even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass ofwater on the side table. And, next to them, a single red rose!!

Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean. So is the rest of the house. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick:

"Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian"

He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, "Son... what happened last night?"

"Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.”

Confused, he asked his son, "So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean? I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??"

His son replies, "Oh THAT!... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she tried to take your pants off, you screamed, "Leave me alone, I'm married!!"
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I wish you all the best of days, the best of health, and more blessings than you can count. and ask that you bless others with what falls over the lip of your cup.

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www.HealthFreedomUSA.org

Colon Health -quoted

A poorly functioning colon can case sleeplessness, headaches, and constant fatigue among many other symptoms, what is happening is that your body is being poisoned. The following is What Everyone Needs To Know About Colon Health & How To Avoid The #3 Killer - Colorectal Cancer
By: Greg Ciola Source: http://www.healthtruthrevealed.com
This is probably the most comprehensive and concise explanation I've ever seen.

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Your body’s ability to eliminate toxins and wastes determines your entire state of health. Did you know that every cell, organ, and system in your body is designed to bring in nutrition and fuel to survive, and eliminate waste when it’s done? A majority of this waste eventually ends up in your colon. While discussing the body’s intestinal system is not generally a topic people feel comfortable sharing with others, it’s one that cannot be ignored if you want to remain healthy or restore lost health.

The simple truth is that the human body was not designed to handle an overwhelming assault of fried, processed, packaged, microwaved or genetically modified foods. It also can’t handle large amounts of meat, pasteurized and homogenized dairy products, white flour, refined sugar, hydrogenated fats, soda, candy, cakes, artificial colors, artificial flavors, artificial sweeteners, preservatives, pesticides, and a host of other ingestible products. All of these items can have a negative effect on your intestinal system and your health over time.

A healthy functioning gastrointestinal system is absolutely critical for good health. If your digestive system is not working perfectly it’s only a matter of time before you go back to the dust of the earth just as the scriptures proclaim. Proper digestion is essential to release the nutrients contained within our foods so they can be absorbed into the bloodstream and nourish the body’s cells with life. Proper elimination of metabolic wastes is also essential to keep the system clean and free of morbid wastes. Any malfunction in the digestive process can ultimately lead to a cellular malfunction, which given enough time, can lead to a complete system malfunction.

The human body is equipped with five major filtering/processing systems and elimination routes that are designed to expel wastes, process nutrients, regulate hormones, and keep the body functioning in a normal, healthy state. They are the gastrointestinal system (colon), liver, kidneys, skin, and lymphatic system. The gastrointestinal system, however, is probably the most important of the five because in many cases, without a healthy gastrointestinal system you are almost guaranteed that the other four bodily systems will be in serious trouble. Although we could spend a great deal of time focusing on each bodily system and its importance to our health, this particular article will focus on the role your intestinal system plays in health, and how you can keep it functioning optimally.

Here Are Some Interesting Facts About Colon Health

Colorectal cancer is one of the most common forms of cancer in the U.S. Over 50,000 Americans die each year from this type of cancer. In men it ranks third in frequency behind lung and prostate cancer, and third in frequency behind lung and breast cancer in women. Colorectal cancer accounts for about 10% of all new cases of cancer each year and approximately 10% of all cancer deaths.

Experts estimate that over 20% of middle-age and older adults may have one or more colon polyps. Up to one in five Americans (approximately 60 million) has irritable bowel syndrome (IBS). IBS accounts for more than 1 out every 10 doctor visits. Some health experts have stated that every American will develop some type of colon disease, polyp, tumor, or colon cancer in their lifetime.

If you suffer from any of the following symptoms for an extended period of time you have reasons to be concerned.

• Diarrhea or constipation
• Rectal bleeding or blood in the stool
• Stools that are smaller in width than usual
• Abdominal gas and discomfort
• Frequent gas pains
• A feeling that the bowel never completely empties
• Unexplained weight loss
• Constant tiredness
• Unexplained anemia

Any one of these symptoms could indicate an intestinal disorder that needs attention. It could also be a sign of cancer.

The Role Of Flora & Intestinal Health

More and more health conscious consumers are becoming aware of the importance of intestinal flora when it comes to digestive health. Intestinal flora are colonies of microscopic bacteria found in both the small and large intestine. Nutritional supplements and foods that support the body’s flora are referred to as probiotics. The word probiotic actually has an interesting meaning. “Pro” means to be in favor of something. “Bio” is a prefix meaning life. When the two are put together into the word probiotic, it means to be in favor of life.

Probiotics are life giving aerobic bacteria that serve as the intestinal system’s clean-up crew. The definition of “aerobic” is anything that pertains to, or is caused by the presence of oxygen. Anything anaerobic either lacks oxygen or causes the destruction of oxygen. With probiotics we are talking about life-giving oxygen producing bacteria.

Everyone knows that oxygen is the most critical element for life. Every cell of the body requires oxygen to survive. Without oxygen we would be dead. Oxygen is also nature’s most effective sterilizer and deodorizer. What few realize is that oxygen generated by probiotics is what keeps your intestinal system disinfected and working properly. Without a healthy supply of flora, your health will spiral quickly downward. CellPower™ just happens to give each and every cell in our bodies a boost of oxygen.

A healthy intestinal system contains hundreds of different strains of friendly aerobic bacteria such as acidophilus, bifidus, plantarum, and bulgaricus to name a few, which release an abundance of nascent oxygen (hydrogen peroxide) to keep the intestinal system clean and anaerobic bacteria in check. In addition, flora supports the body’s immune system by thwarting off harmful bacteria and it supports the immune system’s front line defenders, such as your T-cells and natural killer cells. The whole battle of good and bad bacteria that determines health or sickness takes place primarily in your intestinal system. This is why proper digestion, waste removal, and flora balance is so critical when it comes to staying healthy or restoring lost health. Another function of flora is to synthesize certain nutrients such as vitamin K, biotin, and pantothentic acid. Flora can also produce almost all the B vitamins, including niacin, B6, B12, and folic acid, as well as make one B vitamin into another. CellPower™ has the best and safest antibiotic and anti-fungal properties, Silver coilloidals.

According to renowned health expert Dr. Robert O. Young in his book The pH Miracle:

“In a healthy, balanced human digestive system, you’d expect to find three to four pounds of probiotics. Unfortunately, I estimate that most people have less than 25% of the normal amount. Eating animal products and processed foods, ingesting chemicals, including prescription and over-the-counter medicines, overeating, and excess stress of all types disrupt and weaken the probiotic colonies and compromise digestion. That, in turn, allows the overgrowth of symptom-causing microforms and all the problems that come along for the ride.” CellPower™ naturally adjusts the ph of the body to Slightly Alkaline.

If you’re like many, you’ve probably overindulged in far too many foods you know you shouldn’t have eaten. Over time, if not eliminated from the body, these foods can impact the colon and eventually ferment, putrefy, and stick to your colon wall like Plaster of Paris. There is only so much abuse your body can handle before it eventually becomes intoxicated and shuts down. One of the first signs of your health going down hill begins with gastrointestinal problems, which by the way are the number one complaint to doctors. If intestinal waste is not fully excreted from the body, over time it can wreak havoc on your health and negatively impact your flora, by causing it to literally suffocate from the overload. Once the body’s aerobic bacteria starts dying off, anaerobic bacteria will get the upper hand and things will start to deteriorate rapidly. It’s like knocking over a domino.

Flora’s Worst Enemy – ANTIOBIOTICS!

In light of the fact that the word probiotic means to be in favor of life, antibiotic has the exact opposite meaning. “Anti” means to be against. In other words, antibiotics are counterproductive to life itself. The main problem with antibiotics is that they cannot distinguish between good aerobic bacteria and unwanted anaerobic bacteria. Antibiotics kill off everything. Excessive use of antibiotics will literally destroy your health and wipe out your immune system.

If life and health are important to you, then you will do everything possible to avoid antibiotics, unless they are absolutely necessary to overcome a stubborn infection or keep you alive during a health crisis. If you’ve ever subjected your body to antibiotics it is imperative that you do an intestinal detox and take a round of probiotics. Many of the health problems people are enduring today can be directly attributed to the overuse of antibiotics.

Sadly, in their lack of understanding on how the human body functions, doctors are prescribing antibiotics like they’re candy. How many people run to the doctor at the sign of the first sniffle to get on a cycle of antibiotics, thinking it will do their body good? We need to question medical intervention a little further before putting things into our body that can potentially harm it. There are plenty of safe, natural alternatives that can do wonders for the body without harming your body’s delicate bacterial balance. Try the safe alternative to antibiotics:CellPower™.

When the body’s intestinal flora diminishes or dies off and the intestinal system is impacted with excess wastes and sludge, you’re more than likely on a slow, steady, downward trend toward serious health complications. As the intestinal system continues to degenerate, unwanted metabolic wastes can be absorbed through the colon wall and into the bloodstream flooding the body with free radicals and carcinogens. At this point, it’s now up to the kidneys, liver and lymphatic system to filter out this mess. But these vital systems can only handle so much abuse before they become overwhelmed and exhibit signs of trouble. Additionally, since many people live sedentary lives, they sweat very little thus denying themselves another powerful waste eliminator. In essence, a malfunctioning intestinal system can eventually lead to a complete system malfunction if not corrected.

Beware Of Parasites & Other Microorganisms

Another often overlooked problem with a colon that is impacted with putrefying, fermenting wastes and inadequate healthy flora is that it can become a breeding ground for unwanted microorganisms, such as parasites, viruses, fungus, flukes, and of course, anaerobic bacteria. These microorganisms fester in this mess as a source of food because your body didn’t do the job.

A perfect analogy of what can happen internally is if you were to leave a pile of dirty dishes in the sink with food crumbs and debris lying around your house for an extended period of time. What do you think would happen? Your home will be invaded with cockroaches, ants, and other microscopic scavengers. Similar things take place in the human body when unwanted wastes and debris are lying around for extended periods of time without being properly eliminated. It’s time we started putting the same kind of focus on internal cleanliness as we do on external cleanliness.

Over the last decade many alternative doctors and nutritionists have been treating parasitic problems in humans, and have linked them directly to a vast array of ailments. Some health researchers estimate that over 90% of the population has parasites residing in their body. Usually we only associate harmful microorganisms with third world countries where the water and food is not always safe. Better think again! Health endangering scavengers could be feeding on, and breeding in, your impacted metabolic waste.

Mucus Doesn’t Only Come From Your Lungs & Nose

To compound the intestinal assault, harmful heavy metals and toxins consumed from your diet force the body into another serious protective reaction. The body will create a mucus film that goes from the tongue straight throughout the intestines in order to stop toxins from making their way into the bloodstream. People with a thick mucus coating on their intestines usually have a noticeable white film on their tongues. As more and more toxins come into the body, more mucus will be produced. Over time, this mucus film can become thicker and harder, and eventually wreak havoc within the intestines.

When digestion isn’t working properly, and food and wastes aren’t being eliminated, you run the risk of autointoxication, a $10 word for self-poisoning. This condition can literally starve the cells in your body by blocking them from receiving their nutrition, eventually causing severe malnutrition. All the supplements in the world will do nothing for your body if the intestinal system is in a state of disarray. Constipation, irregular bowel movements, irritable bowel syndrome, bloating, gas, nutritional deficiencies, and other intestinal related problems are in many cases the result of an intestinal system that has been overloaded and is heading for a complete breakdown.

The good news is that there are many things that you can do to reverse this trend and get back on track to health and wellness. Remember – it’s not God’s will that we suffer from all manner of physical ailments. It’s His will that we walk in health all the days of our life.

Things You Must Do To Detoxify & Support Your Intestinal System

Hopefully by now you understand why it is so crucial to address intestinal health. Here are a few things that can be done to clean out excess wastes, rebuild your system, and maintain a healthy gastrointestinal system.

1. Start taking Probiotics: There are many good probiotic supplements on the market to choose from that can help rebuild your intestinal flora. It is important to first do a cleanse of the intestinal system in order to get the bowels working more consistently if you’re constipated, and to get rid of excess waste so there is fertile ground for the probiotics to colonize.

2. Take Digestive enzymes after each meal: Most people are severely enzyme deficient and aren’t adequately breaking their food down that they eat, causing digestive problems and malnourishment. The best way to get enzymes into the body is to start eating more raw organic fruits and vegetables that contain an abundance of life-giving enzymes. Almost all cooked foods and packaged foods are devoid of enzymes. This puts unwanted stress on the body because it has to use its bank of enzyme reserves to break the food down. In addition, it is important to take a high quality full spectrum enzyme supplement after each meal that helps break down protein, fats, and carbohydrates. Enzyme supplements assist the body in breaking food down more effectively so partially digested foods don’t get stuck in the intestinal system causing weight gain. This is a big reason why people have constipation and intestinal build-up, especially those consuming high meat diets where the food didn’t fully break down.

I recommend eating 1/3 of the diet raw, the enzymes are in there, they are also in:CellPower™.

3. Eat more fermented foods: There are some very beneficial fermented foods such as sauerkraut, organically cultured yogurt, cheese, Kefer, sourdough bread, pickles, Tempeh, and Miso to name a few that can help the body tremendously with digestion. Fermentation is a process that activates the enzymes in food and allows bacteria, yeasts and molds to “predigest” which helps break down the proteins, fats, and carbohydrates. Fermentation dates back thousands of years and was used to extend the life of food and to enhance flavor. It can do amazing things for your overall digestive health. Researchers believe that the longevity of many in the Far East can be attributed to a lot of the fermented foods they eat regularly. Only recently have more in the West taken a closer look at how fermented foods support the intestinal system and the body’s overall health. In some cases certain foods cannot release their nutritional properties unless they are fermented. Soybeans are a great example of this. The only way you should eat soybeans is in a fermented state. Any other form will not be beneficial and could actually be dangerous.

I disagree with this part I wouldn't risk eating any soy for any reason, most of it is genetically modified and is not recognized by the body as real food.

4. Learn more about eating foods in proper combination: Improper food combinations can be linked to many diseases. This is an area where few people know what to do yet it could have a profound impact on your health. For example, you shouldn’t consume proteins and starches at the same time. Fruit should be eaten separately from all other food. Fruits and vegetables should not be eaten together. There’s a statement about melons that you’ve probably heard before: “Eat it alone or leave it alone.” There are some excellent books on the market that can help you in this department. You should visit a health food store or do some research online to help you in this area as it is vitally important if you want your body to be in balance and functioning at a high state of health.

5. Do a complete intestinal cleanse: Seasonal detoxification is something everyone should do in order to rid the body of excessive wastes and keep the digestive system operational. It’s similar to an oil and lube change. If you change your oil every 3,000 miles on your vehicle and keep your transmission and other engine parts properly lubricated, your vehicle should run much better and last a lot longer than it would if you didn’t do this. The human body is no different. We need to periodically cleanse out our wastes. It doesn’t matter if you’re eating the healthiest foods in the world and living your best or if you’ve overloaded your body with unhealthy foods. The fact is we live in a toxic world and unless you eat everything perfect, you probably need to do an intestinal cleanse once in a while. If you are having intestinal related problems (i.e. gas, bloating, cramps, indigestion, acid reflux, etc.) you need to do at least a 30 to 60 day colon cleanse and more frequent maintenance after that. There are many different ways to cleanse your intestinal system. You can use herbs like senna, fiber, psyllium, Aloe, high roughage, colonics, etc. incorporate the cleansing and detoxification recommendations into your health program.

A very good one: 7 day colon cleanse, but also

and do a search for Kolorex, is a great value and a great product.

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~~~Jokes and Inspiration~~~
I am not young enough to know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde

It is better to know some of the questions than
all of the answers.
-- James Thurber

Not a shred of evidence exists in favor of the
idea that life is serious.
-- Brendan Gill

Those who agree with us may not be right, but we
admire their astuteness.
-- Cullen Hightower

~~~
The Los Angeles Police Dept., the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

TheCIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigation, they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads, they burn the forest, killing everything in it -- including the rabbit -- and make no apologies. Their press release on their "successful operation" notes "The rabbit had it coming."

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling, "OK, OK -- I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit!"

~~~
A hunter took his buddy bird hunting to show how his dog could pin point birds and relay the messages to them.

The dog went into the brush, came back whining. What's he whining, the buddy ask. He's trying to tell us the few birds that are in there are not worth the effort.

Into the brush and back again, the dog came sniffing and grunting. He's trying to tell us we are getting hot on the trail of a flock of birds worth out while.

The next time the dog came out from the brush, he was grabbing sticks and growling, and shaking the fire out of them, and grunting and just throwing an awful excited fit.

What's the dog doing acting in a crazy manner like that, the buddy ask?

He's trying to tell us there are more birds in there than you can shake a stick at!

~~~
1. Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

2. Why is the third hand on the watch called the second hand?

3. If a word is misspelled in the dictionary, how would we ever know?

4. If Webster wrote the first dictionary, where did he find the words?

5. Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

6. Why does "slow down" and "slow up" mean the same thing?

7. Why does "fat chance" and "slim chance" mean the same thing?

8. Why do "tug" boats push their barges?

9. Why do we sing "Take me out to the ball game" when we are already there?

10. Why are they called "stands" when they are made for sitting?

11. Why is it call "after dark" when it really is "after light"?

12. Doesn't "expecting the unexpected" make the unexpected expected?

13. Why are a "wise man" and a "wise guy" opposites?

14. Why do "overlook" and "oversee" mean opposite things?

15. Why is "phonics" not spelled the way it sounds?

16. If work is so terrific, why do they have to pay you to do it?

17. If all the world is a stage, where is the audience sitting?

18. If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?

19. If you are cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

20. Why is bra singular and panties plural?

~~~THE PASTA DIET
1.. You walka pasta da bakery.

2.. You walka pasta da candy store.

3.. You walka pasta da Ice Cream shop.

4.. You walka pasta da table and fridge.

Try it…you WILL lose weight!
~~~
For those of you who watch what you eat, here's the final word on nutrition and health. It's a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting nutritional studies.

1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

3. The Chinese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

4. The Italians drink a lot of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

5. The Germans drink a lot of beer and eat lots of sausages and fats and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.

CONCLUSION: Eat and drink what you like. Speaking English is apparently what kills you.


~~~
My wish for you all today, and my ver fervent prayer is that you ar in Health and that you prosper as your souls prosper. Be a blessing.

SOURCE
(1)http://healthtruthrevealed.com/full-page.php?id=14384931211&&page=article

FINAL STAGES OF MY JOURNEY?

I feel I've gone as far as I can towards reversing my diabetes and I must address some other factors; like the lifelong case of Candidiasis I've had. Since I've investigated what candidiasis can do in the body and since my doctors refuse to aknowledge that disease has it's origins in a compromised body, I've taken it on myself to bring about my own healing. Quackery you say? Well, my response is that most of what we know as modern medicine is quackery, stabs in the dark. I've had severe allergic responses to all the pharma-junk I've been prescribed. I cannot take their medicines, yet they offer nothing else for my problems.

My problems began when the snake-oil antibiotics were invented and I was way overdosed. Then the food industry in my youth began to make 'convenience' foods, and told us all that the nutritional content of the foods they sold were high, just as high as if they weren't cooked to death. TV dinners, boxed Macaroni and Cheese, Coca Cola, finely milled white flour, white sugar, and the stage was set. Already the flora in my colon was out of balance and a childhood of poor dietary choices and
habits of eating formed out of them. All it took was the packet [yes, only one] of birth control pills the doctor handed me while telling me, "These are the 'safe' ones."

A month later my husband was driving me to the city hospital at about 70 miles per hour because I'd lost half of my bodily control from a massive stroke, an aneurysm in my brain. I was 20 years old. I tried still working with doctors to regain the parts I'd lost, but their only answer was more drugs, I couldn't communicate my problems to them because they, en masse refused to listen. Finally they put me on a mild psycho-tropic that even at half doses caused me to fall asleep in public! The doctor insisted I needed to start taking the full dosage, and then I balked, I quit taking any drugs, by then ASA made me so sick from taking it I could no longer take that either. Then I took one Motrin one evening and my entire face swelled up [yes, this is not an exaggeration] from my nose on down so that I thought I'd get stretch marks. The paramedics came out and gave me an epinephrine shot and a benadryl shot, neither of which took the swelling down, and by this time it was difficult to breathe. I found out I'm also allergic to benedryl,[haha] the allergy medicine.

I've found I can take one Tylenol very rarely for pain and it really helps me then, but I am not so sensitized by being constantly medicated and my own pain defence system kicks in and I don't have nearly the pain others have, from hearing them I can only deduce this of course. But, and here's a great example when I've had toothaches, they really weren't all that bad.

I've known of people lying in bed moaning and I barely let it influence my day, After I had a tooth extracted I had nearly no pain either, I never even filled the pain prescription. I'm not bragging, I'm merely giving anecdotal evidence of what the taking of medicine can cause, more sensitivity, more pain.

At any rate, I'm at a stage where I either stay sick from this candidiasis or I take control. See: Candidiasis Diabetes, and Alphabet diseases

I ordered
, it came and I'm eliminating all sugars, grains, yeasts, vinegars and mushrooms from my diet that is already all whole foods and pure water. This diet restriction is very important for candidiasis control.

Also I'm taking CellPower™ another fungus killer,
And FLAX SEED OIL for my colon, but of course
~Glutathione-the master antioxidant is a great helper to counteract many diabetic complications.
~4 essential minerals for diabetics
~SELENIUMhelps immune system,fights infection and aids circulation
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing
~CHROMIUMimproves insulin sensitivity, and helps lower blood sugar.
~ZINC especially to help you heal.
~coconut oil a great fungus killer too

Which incidentally is another fungi-cide and energy booster.


It's very important to keep all yeasts and grains out of the diet while getting rid of the candida imbalance. Candida is a part of our intestinal flora, but the antibiotics/ bad diet etc can cause this normal flora go nuts and try to take over your body, to see the symptoms: IBS, HEMORRHOIDS, CANDIDIASIS-BOWEL TROUBLES.

So, from now on I'll be reporting on the candidiasis symptoms and how my recovery from that is affecting the last of my diabetes. I've already gotten rid of most of my pain. YAY!

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~~~Jokes and Inspiration~~~
Lawyers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb

When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into
action. They rented out my room.
-- Woody Allen

Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more
than half of the people are right more than half
the time.
-- E. B. White, New Yorker, July 3,
1944

A stupid man's report of what a clever man says
can never be accurate, because he unconsciously
translates what he hears into something he can
understand.
-- Bertrand Russell
~~~
There was a time when we expected nothing of our
children but obedience, as opposed to the
present, when we expect everything of them but
obedience.
-- Anatole Broyard

With Epcot Center the Disney corporation has
accomplished something I didn't think possible in
today's world. They have created a land of
make-believe that's worse than regular life.
-- P. J. O'Rourke

No matter how rich you become, how famous or
powerful, when you die the size of your funeral will
still pretty much depend on the weather.
-- Michael Pritchard

It has always been the prerogative of children
and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no
clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and
the emperor remains an emperor.
-- Neil Gaiman, Sandman

~~~
over a Gynecologist's Office:
"Dr. Jones, at your cervix."
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In a Podiatrist's office:
Time wounds all heels."
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On a Septic Tank Truck :
Yesterday's Meals on Wheels
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At a Proctologist's door:
"To expedite your visit please back in."
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On a Plumber's truck:
"We repair what your husband fixed."
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On another Plumber's truck:
"Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber..!!"
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On a Church's Billboard:
"7 days without God makes one weak."
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At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee :
"Invite us to your next blowout."
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At a Towing company:
"We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows."
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On an Electrician's truck:
"Let us remove your shorts!!"
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In a Nonsmoking Area:
"If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and take appropriate action."
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On a Maternity Room door:
"Push. Push. Push."
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At an Optometrist's Office :
If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window:
"We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence:
"Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership:
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop:
No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room:
"Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"
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At the Electric Company:
"We would be delighted if you send in your payment.
However, if you don't, you will be."
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In a Restaurant window :
"Don't stand there and be hungry, Come on in and get fed up."
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In the front yard of a Funeral Home:
"Drive carefully. We'll wait."
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At a Propane Filling Station ,
"Thank heaven for little grills."
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And don't forget the sign at a
Chicago Radiator Shop:
"Best place in town to take a leak."
~~~
Pediatric Nurse

A nurse on the pediatric ward, before listening to the little ones chests,
would plug the stethoscope into their ears and let them listen to their
own hearts. Their eyes would always light up with awe, but she never got a
response equal to four-year old David's comment.

Gently she tucked the stethoscope into his ears and placed the disk over
his heart. "Listen", she said..........."What do you suppose that is?" He
drew his eyebrows together in a puzzled line and looked up as if lost in
the mystery of the strange tap - tap - tapping deep in his chest. Then his
face broke out in a wondrous grin and he asked, "Is that Jesus knocking?"
~~~
A hunter took his buddy bird hunting to show how his dog could pin point birds and relay the messages to them.

The dog went into the brush, came back whining. What's he whining, the buddy ask. He's trying to tell us the few birds that are in there are not worth the effort.

Into the brush and back again, the dog came sniffing and grunting. He's trying to tell us we are getting hot on the trail of a flock of birds worth out while.

The next time the dog came out from the brush, he was grabbing sticks and growling, and shaking the fire out of them, and grunting and just throwing an awful excited fit.

What's the dog doing acting in a crazy manner like that, the buddy ask?

He's trying to tell us there are more birds in there than you can shake a stick at!

~~~
Just for today, if that's all you can do, Seek Peace and persue it, find someone and be a blessing. I wish you all great Joy and peace, and blessings, today and forever.

NATURAL HELP FOR CANDIDIASIS

~VITAMIN B-12
Aids in digestive process. Helps metabolize carbohydrates, proteins, and fats. Lozenge or sublingual form is recommended.
~ACIDOLOPHUS
Combats infection from candida. Nondairy formula is recommended.
~COCONUT OIL-MAJOR SOURCE OF CAPRYLIC ACID Caprylic acid Kills fungus and candida organisms. ~~I'll bet you didn't know That about coconut oil?!!!!
~GARLIC [KYOLIC]
Stops infection.
~QUERCETIN PLUS
Promotes healing. Decreases allergic reactions from food. Lessens inflammation.
~BROMELAIN
Anti-inflamatory, aids in wound healing, and helps joints and muscle pain from exercising.
~VITAMIN B COMPLEX
Help with all body functions. Protect against infection. Good for the enzyme systems. Aids in healthy brain function. Yeast-free formula is recommended. Can get injections under a physician's care.
~CALCIUM
To make up for deficiencies. Calcium citrate form is recommended.
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing, Balances calcium.
~VITAMIN D
Improves absorption of calcium.
~ALOE VERA JUICE
Aloe vera is well recognized for being a safe treatment for a variety of ailments. The ancient Egyptians chose aloe vera to treat wounds from battles and heal infections. Not only can aloe vera be an antiseptic but also be an anti-inflammatory. In addition, the juice from the plant can increase the white blood cells capability to exterminate yeast cells.
~ESSENTIAL FATTY ACIDS~
Many Americans have a diet rich in Omega-6 source foods (fried foods, margarine, whole-grain bread, baked goods, and other saturated fats), and low in Omega-3 source foods like fish. Due to these eating habits, the typical American diet contains as much as 20 times more Omega-6 than Omega-3’s. Reducing your intake of Omega-6-rich foods while you increase your consumption of Omega-3-rich foods will further balance the equation.
~OLIVE LEAF EXTRACT
Used since biblical times, Olive Leaf Extract, just from its symbol, gives you a sense of being protected. It is a powerful way to fend off harmful toxins & expedite healing of infections caused from microbes.
~PAU D'ARCO
Also known as lapacho or taheebo. Has an agent that acts as antibacterial, as well as antifungal. Some people may not actually improve from drinking Pau d'arco tea. If that is the case with you, change over to clove tea. Even if Pau d'arco tea does help, it's wise to switch between Pau d'arco and clove tea, anyway. Clove tea will assist in healing different areas than Pau d'arco; Pau d'arco will also act differently than clove.
~MAITAKE TEA
Maitake Tea makes a good substitute if Pau d'arco proves to contra beneficial for removing toxins. Since different strains of candida grow quickly because of genetic mutation, a variety of teas will provide a wider range of benefits.
~WILD OREGANO OIL
This herb is a very potent antibacterial agent. Wild Oregano has been touted as being a natural antibiotic that might even be stronger than prescription antibiotics. As well as being an effective fighter against E-coli and staphylococcus bacteria, it has been said that the oil can kill fungi, as well.

~CellPower™ That just happens to give each and every cell in our bodies a boost of oxygen and raises the pH level to normal levels AND KILLS BACTERIA, VIRUSES AND FUNGI. YAY!
I also take:
FLAX SEED OIL for my colon, but of course it's an
Omega-3, it will balance out those pesky Omega-6 we get way too much of.
~Glutathione-the master antioxidant is a great helper to counteract many diabetic complications.
~4 essential minerals for diabetics
~SELENIUMhelps immune system,fights infection and aids circulation
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing
~CHROMIUMimproves insulin sensitivity, and helps lower blood sugar.
~ZINC especially to help you heal.
~coconut oil


~~~

I take a great anti-germ, bacteria, viral,and fungal product:CellPower™ a natural germ killer, not one to impower superbugs. It also resists fungal infections like Candida Albacans.

and also I'm using:
FLAX SEED OIL for my colon, but of course
~Glutathione-the master antioxidant is a great helper to counteract many diabetic complications.
~4 essential minerals for diabetics
~SELENIUMhelps immune system,fights infection and aids circulation
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing
~CHROMIUMimproves insulin sensitivity, and helps lower blood sugar.
~ZINC especially to help you heal.
~coconut oil


for the Omega-3~6 balance and losing weight

~SELENIUMhelps immune system,fights infection and aids circulation
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing
~CHROMIUMimproves insulin sensitivity, and helps lower blood sugar.
~ZINC every day.
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~~~Jokes and Inspiration~~~
A squad of soldiers was marching north of Fallujah when they came upon an
Iraqi terrorist, badly injured and unconscious. On the opposite side of
the road was an American soldier in a similar but less serious state.

The soldier was conscious and alert and as first aid was given to both
men,
the squad leader asked the injured soldier what had happened. The
soldier
reported, 'I was heavily armed and moving north along the highway here,
and coming south was a heavily armed insurgent.'

We saw each other and both took cover in the ditches along the road. I
yelled to him that Saddam Hussein was a miserable, lowlife scum bag who
got what he deserved, and he yelled back that Ted Kennedy is a fat,
good-for-nothing, left wing liberal drunk who doesn't know how to drive.

So I said that Osama Bin Ladin dresses and acts like a frigid,
mean-spirited lesbian!

He retaliated by yelling, 'Oh yeah? Well, so does Hillary Clinton!

'And, there we were, in the middle of the road, shaking hands, when a
truck hit us.'
~~~
~ No one has more driving ambition than the boy who wants to buy a car.
~ There are no new sins; the old ones just get more publicity.
~ There are worse things than getting a call for a wrong number at 4 AM. It could be a right number.
~ Think about this ... No one ever says "It's only a game" when his team is winning.
~ I've reached the age where the happy hour is a nap.
~ Be careful reading the fine print. There's no way you're going to like it.
~ The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket.
~ Do you realize that in about 40 years, we'll have thousands of OLD LADIES running around with tattoos? (And RAP music will be the Golden Oldies!) OUCH!!!
~ Money can't buy happiness -- but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Corvette than in a Yugo.
~~~

SUPERMARKET SURROUND SOUND

The new supermarket near my house has an automatic water mister to keep produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you approach the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and witness the scent of fresh hay.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The veggie department features the sound of a gentle breeze and the smell of fresh buttered corn.

I don't buy toilet paper there any more.
~~~
ENGLISH LAW SAYS:
1. It is illegal to die in the Houses of Parliament.

2. It is an act of treason to place a postage stamp bearing the British monarch upside-down.

3. In Liverpool, it is illegal for a woman to be topless except as a clerk in a tropical fish store.

4. Mince pies cannot be eaten on Christmas Day.

5. In Scotland, if someone knocks on your door and requires the use of your toilet, you must let them enter.

6. A pregnant woman can legally relieve herself anywhere she wants, including in a policeman's helmet.

7. The head of any dead whale found on the British coast automatically becomes the property of the king, and the tail belongs to the queen.

8. It is illegal to avoid telling the tax man anything you do not want him to know, but legal not to tell him information you do not mind him knowing.

9. It is illegal to enter the Houses of Parliament in a suit of armour.

10. In the city of York it is legal to murder a Scotsman within the ancient city walls, but only if he is carrying a bow and arrow.


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Oxygenating and health

I'm not doing another blog today on MRSA: the infection that can take a licking and keeps on ticking, or Candidiasis: the fungus amongus all, but There is another important subject for today: Oxygen, how much do we need and how do we get it?

See: Oxygenating and antioxidants, and then we'll go on from there.
[quiz]
Do you wake up tired, even after eight hours of sleep?
Do you sleep restlessly, waking up frequently?
Do you suffer from chronic fatigue?
Do you have poor physical endurance?
Do you tend to be moody and irritable?
Are you susceptible to colds and the flu?
Do you suffer from allergies?
Do you frequently feel tense and on edge?
Are you frequently constipated?
Do you have frequent pain in your shoulders and/or back?
Do you have weight problems?
Do you crave sweets, alcohol, or soda?
If more than 3 of these apply to you, your body may not be taking in enough oxygen."

(1)

It is now generally accepted that the earth’s atmosphere first had free oxygen around 2300 million years (m.y.) ago (Kasting, 2001), and there is no doubt that this change in conditions changed the course of evolution. Prior to that time there might have been small pockets of free oxygen – just as there are localized oxygen-free environments now - but there was no widespread occurrence of oxygen - as the gas O2 - in the atmosphere.

I have read in times past and can't find corroborating websites at present that way back before the 'GREAT FLOOD' the Earth was watered with a mist and the oxygen content of our atmosphere was much greater then than now [more about this later, but since we have injected so much pollution in our air we are suffering a global oxygen deprivation]. At that time people had much longer lives, But since the flood our atmosphere and our lungs have had to get by on a much lower oxygen content. Add to that our propensity for not filling our lungs each time we breathe and it is a recipe for illness.

I read somewhere, and even tried for a short time, where if you put a few drops of hydrogen peroxide in a glass of water [food grade only please] it will help to oxygenate our cells as they are intended to be. One must take an extra drop each day and after a while the taste is way too much for me, so I quit doing it, but it was the right track, we all do need more oxygen in our cells for optimum health. Ok before you get upset remember our bodies produce H202 sall by itself as a respoinse to infections, so contrary to modern A.M.A quackery informatuion; H202 is not hazardous taken internally.

Now I get the extra oxygen with my CellPower™ That just happens to give each and every cell in our bodies a boost of oxygen and raises the pH level to normal levels.

Another way to get that boost is to do deep breathing exercises often, I breathe in as deeply as I can I try to hold open my throat while hold my breath so it sort of feels like the air can still move in and out. Breathe in to the count of none [or as quickly as you can] Hold for a few seconds and breathe out to the count of 10 or as long as you can slowly breathe out. This isn't anything difficult and can be done discreetly in public.

As we get older we get lazier and don't breathe deeply, we get less and less recuperative oxygen in our bodies just as we are beginning to need it more through senescence. Pneumonia is often called 'the old person's friend' because slowly the infections lying around waiting in the lungs causes illness to creep in, cachexia to occur, and death to release.

Just so you can see that there are many and varied symptoms related to lack of sufficient oxygen:
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Medical symptoms of oxygen deficiency include: acid stomach, bacterial, viral and parasitic infections, bronchial problems, chronic hostility, circulation problems, depression, dizziness, fatigue, irrational behavior, irritation, lowered immunity to colds, flu and infections, memory loss, muscle aches, overall bodily weakness, poor digestion, tumors and deposit buildups.

Yikes! I'm so glad I get lots of extra oxygen per day. One site I cam across claims that cancer's prime cause is a lack of oxygen. I can't quite go that far but I'm willing to go out on a limb and say ill health as in acidic pH and low cellular oxygen levels will create conditions where cancers can thrive.

again this is where CellPower™ can really help, now you can buy it in your local health food store, but if you are like me and your local health food store isn't that local I can send you some.

I'm reversing my diabetes and getting WELL. Anyone can do the same. I also take:
FLAX SEED OIL for my colon, but of course
~Glutathione-the master antioxidant is a great helper to counteract many diabetic complications.
~4 essential minerals for diabetics
~SELENIUMhelps immune system,fights infection and aids circulation
~MAGNESIUMhelps to relax you, aids stress and muscle relaxing
~CHROMIUMimproves insulin sensitivity, and helps lower blood sugar.
~ZINC especially to help you heal.
~coconut oil



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~~~Jokes and Inspiration~~~
Special-interest publications should realize that
if they are attracting enough advertising and
readers to make a profit, the interest is not so
special.
-- Fran Lebowitz

The petty economies of the rich are just as
amazing as the silly extravagances of the poor.
-- William Feather

In three words I can sum up everything I've
learned about life: it goes on.
-- Robert Frost

Sometimes the appropriate response to reality is
to go insane.
-- Philip K. Dick
~~~
A woman
brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon. As she placed her pet
on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the
bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head
sadly and said, "I'm sorry, your duck Cuddles has passed
away."
The
distressed owner wailed,”Are you sure?"
"Yes, I
am sure. The duck is dead" he replied.
"How
can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean, you haven't done
any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or
something."
The
vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room, and
returned a few moments later with a black Labrador . As the duck's
owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put
his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to
bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his
head. The vet patted the dog and took it out the exam
room and returned a few moments later with a cat.
The
cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed delicately at the bird
from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook
its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.
The
vet looked at the woman and said,”I'm sorry, but as I said, this is a
most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck. Then the vet
turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he
handed to the woman. The duck's owner, still in shock, took the
bill.
"$150"
she cried, $150.00 just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The
vet shrugged, "I'm sorry, if you had taken my word for it, the bill
would have been $20.00, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's
now $150.00."

~~~
From a Dog's Diary:

8:00 am - Dog food! My favorite thing!

9:30 am - A car ride! My favorite thing!

9:40 am - A walk in the park! My favorite thing!

10:30 am - Got rubbed and petted! My favorite thing!

12:00 pm - Lunch! My favorite thing!

1:00 pm - Played in the yard! My favorite thing!

3:00 pm - Wagged my tail! My favorite thing!

5:00 pm - Milk bones! My favorite thing!

7:00 pm - Got to play ball! My favorite thing!

8:00 pm - Wow! Watched TV with the people! My favorite thing!

11:00 pm - Sleeping on the bed! My favorite thing!



Excerpts from a Cat's Diary:

Day 683 of my captivity:

My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while the other inmates and I are fed hash or some sort of dry nuggets. Although I make my contempt for the rations perfectly clear, I nevertheless must eat something in order to keep up my strength.

The only thing that keeps me going is my dream of escape. In an attempt to disgust them, I once again vomit on the floor.

Today I decapitated a mouse and dropped its headless body at their feet. I had hoped this would strike fear into their hearts, since it clearly demonstrates of what I am capable. However, they merely made condescending comments about what a "good little hunter" I am. The audacity!

There was some sort of assembly of their accomplices tonight. I was placed in solitary confinement for the duration of the event. However, I could hear the noises and smell the food. I overheard that my confinement was due to the power of "allergies." I must learn what this means, and how to use it to my advantage.

Today I was almost successful in an attempt to assassinate one of my tormentors by weaving around his feet as he was walking. I must try this again tomorrow -- but at the top of the stairs.

I am convinced that the other prisoners here are flunkies and snitches. The dog receives special privileges. He is regularly released - and seems to be more than willing to return. He obviously has a screw loose.

The bird must be an informant. I observe him communicating with the guards regularly. I am certain that he reports my every move. My captors have arranged protective custody for him in an elevated cell, so he is safe ... for now.

~~~
you are Canadian if:
1. You understand the phrase "Could you pass me a serviette, I just dropped my poutine, on the chesterfield." (napkin, french fries with melted cheese on the sofa)

2. You eat chocolate bars, not candy bars.

3. You drink Pop, not Soda.

4. You know what a Mickey and 2-4 mean (Half a twenty six ounce bottle of liquor and a case of 24 bottles of beer)

5. You don't care about the fuss with Cuba. It's a cheap place to go for
your holidays, with good cigars and no Americans.

6. You know that a pike is a type of fish, not part of a highway.

7. You drive on a highway, not a freeway.

8. You have Canadian Tire money in your kitchen drawers. (a store that gives a rebate in the form of play money- the store is a Canadian icon, and they are everywhere)

9. You know that Casey and Finnegan were not part of a Celtic musical
group. (they are puppets from a kids show that was on air for ever)

10. You get excited whenever an American television show mentions
Canada.

11. You brag to Americans that: Shania Twain, Jim Carrey, Celine Dion &
many more, are Canadians.

12. You know that the C.E.O. of American Airlines is a Canadian!

13. You know what a touque is. (1. A chef's hat, 2. a knitted cap)

14. You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.

15. You know that the last letter of the English alphabet is always
pronounced "Zed" not "Zee"

16. Your local newspaper covers the national news on 2 pages, but
requires 6 pages for hockey.

17. You know that the four seasons mean: almost winter, winter, still
winter, and road work.

18. You know that when it's 25 degrees outside, it's a warm day.

19. You understand the Labatt Blue commercials. (beer)

20. You know how to pronounce and spell "Saskatchewan".
(Sas-Kat-chew-wan)

21. You perk up when you hear the theme song from 'Hockey Night in
Canada'.

22. You were in grade 12, not the 12th grade.

23. "Eh?" is a very important part of your vocabulary, and is more
polite than, "Huh?"

24. You actually understand these jokes, and forward them to all of your
Canadian friends!!!! and then you send them to your American friends
just to confuse them...further.

~~~
Have a blessed day, Have lots of Blessings and be a Blessing to many.

SOURCES
(1)http://www.mala.bc.ca/~earles/oxygenation-aug01.htm
http://www.balancedforhealth.com/causeofcancer.htm
(2)http://www.appliedozone.com/oxygen_deficiency_disease.html

Is the FDA the new IRS?

a bit of a different post today, I am alarmed by the FDA's current attempts to aquire power to regulate all imports:
I see the FDA as the new IRS, remember it started out as little agency, just a tiny cog of the Treasury department, now it is is own Judiciary government, unsupervised, uncontrolled and out of control. All it took was Al Capone and the FBI'S desire to imprison him any way they could, it sounded reasonable, go ahead and put debtors in prison for mob activity, now anyone who makes a mistake on their return can spend their lives in prison. Sounded reasonable at first, but bureaucracy tends to explode in it's inefficiencies to epic proportions. If they get their way I won't be able to buy the supplements I need to maintain my health, and will be forced to eat horribly compromised food read on to see more.....

I fear the FDA, they are trying yet another end-run around our laws now, using the current Chinese debacles as their springboard, a politician who just hears the FDA side of things and sees giving over all power to the FDA, as reasonable.

The IRS was instituted the first time by President Lincoln to help pay for the civil war in 1862, it was repealed ten years later, then revived by Congress in 1894 but The Supreme Court ruled it was unconstitutional the following year.

In 1913, by ratified amendment to the Constitution, voted on by 3/4 of the states the income tax became a permanent headache for every wage-earner in the US. In 1929 to the tune of 24% we all began losing chunks of our paychecks for withholding and Social security payments.

According to the IRS we are customers. However most of us see it as a form of bondage.

What began as a small part of the treasury department, is now a Judiciary government all it's own with the power to spy on, judge, convict and sentence ANYONE to debtor's prison. How this happen?

It all began with a mobster known as Al Capone. He was a big mob boss in Chicago during Prohibition; when alcohol was illegal and the mobs of the Midwest ran wild supplying a thirsty Depression Era crowd with what some called bathtub gin or bootleg whiskey. No one could legally buy or make any 'spirits'. There were no legal night clubs, no taverns, no beer, no whiskey, no evening cocktails, just what ever you could buy on the black market from hoods. Capone had lots of enemies, He and 'Bugs' Moran had a running feud, and there was much bloodshed, Remember the Valentine's day Massacre? That was Capone going after Moran's gang. Also Herbert Hoover and his bastion of FBI thugs hated Capone too. Herbert sent out a decree in those days that he wanted Capone brought down.

Eliot Ness, who began to assemble a team of daring young agents like himself. The biggest effort was led by Elmer Irey of the IRS Special Intelligence Unit, [They have IRS SPIES?? Oh yes, Virginia, there is no IRS PERFIDY TOO HEINOUS TO EXIST] , redoubled his ongoing efforts shortly after Hoover's mandate.

Herbert Hoover knew they'd never get a conviction on Al Capone for racketeering because in the odd times he lived And with Prohibition being as unpopular as it was; the common person considered Mobsters in general to be heroes, and Capone as a mythical figure beyond the law's petty grasp. Prior to this while tax evasion was technically a crime it was pretty much not enforced but Hoover and his group convinced the Congress to put big teeth in that law. So, Capone was arrested, tried; essentially by the IRS, convicted and imprisoned. I'm not saying that the result was so terrible but keep in mind the founding fathers never made any provision for collecting taxes nor did they provide for a branch of government for such an endeavor, yet The IRS has become a government within our government by allowing it to take an inch they kept taking until they are now completely above the law. None of the usual provisos apply to them; due process, privacy in our papers, they are much like terrorists sanctioned by our government.

Now the FDA started doing the same. First they were supposed to be overseers of the drug industries. However drug manufacturers have infiltrated the ranks of the FDA so much that it's pretty much held by former or current pharma-business tycoons. The FDA now funds many of the legislators' campaigns, giving thousands of dollars per year to most of our law-makers USA today-Senators who weakened drug bill got millions from industry.

It may seem reasonable to say the FDA should oversee all imports for safety, but it is a bureaucracy and all bureaucracies spend as much energy as possible justifying their existence so first it will be a few toys from China, and if they see anything wrong, there will be no imports from certain countries, and Also my friends they are trying to keep you from taking any supplements, they want us all taking only drugs that doctors prescribe. Since so many of us don't have insurance or the means to consult a doctor, I guess we must be required to just die of the diseases that the FDA with their crazy food additive laws have unleashed on us.


We all know that we are what we eat, but most of us have trusted the FDA to keep really bad stuff out of our food, but I'm here to tell you they haven't done that:
~High Fructose Corn syrup [it causes us to just get fatter and fatter] Weston A Price-The Double Danger of High Fructose Corn Syrup,
~Diacetyl [recently seen in news programs causing lung diseases] OMB watch- Federal Agencies Knew of Diacetyl Dangers and Kept Silent 
~Alloxan in our Flour [scientists use this to cause diabetes in rats] Alloxan diabetes-White Flour Contains Diabetes-Causing Contaminant Alloxan,
~MSG [CAUSES obesity] The link between monosodium glutamate (MSG) and obesity,
~Food Dyes [cause and exacerbate ADD] Artificial food additives.com-Chemical Food Additive Exposure During Pregnancy.

THIS IS A VERY SMALL LIST OF DANGEROUS THINGS IN OUR FOOD, I HAVEN'T EVEN GONE INTO THE HORRIBLE STUFF IN OUR WATER....Do a search for Fluoride dangers, or Mercury in Amalgam, or the poisons in our vaccines; Thimerasol.....[it contains mercury, aluminum, formaldehyde etc, and you give it to your kids!!!!! It has been implicated in Autism yet still you give it to your children.]

Am I trying to make you feel guilty, no, I'm trying to make you angry so you'll do something about it.

I don't trust the FDA, actually I think they are the weasel set to watch the chickens and have a huge vested interest in our staying sick, who do you suppose profits from illnesses? Yep, you guessed it, the Medi-business conglomerates and Pharma-business. And the FDA represents them and NOT US. So why are we giving them more and more power?
Katy Brezger
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